Shiny new tech toys

Today would appear to be a red letter day for shiny new tech. l am united with the tablet PC, which I am now using to write this journal entry. It is truly funky. The tablet is completely silent, and I'm sitting here with it in my lap writing away as if it were an A4 notepad. The computer is then translating my unruly scrawl into the words you see in the screen in front of you.

Obviously it isn't word perfect but all things considered, it's doing pretty damn well as anyone who has seen my awful handwriting will doubtless be able to testify.

Also today I took delivery of a new phone, a clamshell one. Hopefully my days of randomly phoning people for no reason whatsoever are now a thing of the past. I'd wanted to get a PDA phone, but with the P910 only just available, the technology has a way to go before its mature and thus affordable. However, the T68i was getting very infuriating, so the. Z600 seemed like a good compromise.

Doubtless all this pointless wiffle about phone models is more excitement than you can bear. In fact I bet you've stopped reading by now. I could say anything here, and you'd never notice, would you? Yesterday, for example I fellated the Pope whilst he listened to Gangsta rap in return for which he gave me exclusive access to his extensive collection of midget porn, hitherto unseen outside the Vatican.

Erm, yes, what was I saying again?

And now for the downside

Of course my hand is now aching from all of this unaccustomed writing. I hope its just because I'm using muscles that l don't normally exercise and not a prelude to more RSA problems.