I hate going to the hairdressers

If no two haircuts look the same, then what exactly is the point of taking a photo to the hairdresser's anyway? Or is it that, as I suspect is more likely, hairdressers listen carefully to your requests then give you the haircut they want to cut, regardless of whether or not it actually happens to suit you or not. I mean I've had many perfectly decent haircuts. They just weren't the haircut I wanted. And the fact that somehow, magically, I'm supposed to know All About Hair only makes it worse.

Why I will never be on Facebook

The chances of someone from my past I never want anything to do with again finding me are much higher than the chances of an old friend I really miss finding me.

And besides. I'm the top hit for my name on Google. There are advantages to being a geek.