An enormous toucan

Yes, to shamelessly rip off Blackadder, everywhere I look, there's an enormous bill in front of me. Need to pay for contract renewal on the house, my PC monitor is borked (currently borrowing one of markbanangs, cat's yearly vaccinations coming up, and now my phone has been rendered non-functional by a crack in the glass. *sigh* Stupid world is out to get me.

That and six chambers have already turned me down without interview. Gods.