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sesquipedality ([personal profile] sesquipedality) wrote2005-01-25 11:57 am

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Cost of replacing "must replace" books that Merlin peed on - $20.00
Cost of postage to have said books sent from the USA - $40.00
Fact that I am still providing said cat with cuddles - totally inexplicable
Some things in life are irreplaceable. You're pretty much guaranteed that the cat will pee on them at some point.

On the bright side, Diana Wynne Jones "Skiver's Guide" was a near miss. This is a DWJ so obscure that most DWJ *fans* haven't heard of it. Fortunately also, the peeing appears to have happened months ago, and is unlikely to be subject to repeat performance, Merlin being somewhat more circumspect about his bodily functions these days.

[identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
'My Varley collection! He's pissed on my entire Varley collection! I'm going to wring his fluffy little neck! Why am I fluffing him?! Why am I giving him cuddles?!'

Next time I want anything from you, I'm so getting Merlin to ask for it :)

[identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Stop fluffing the Cat!


Ewwww!
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[identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
That depends whether or not you explain what 'conchestrophe' means.
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[identity profile] lanfykins.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I have no particular moral qualms about hurting you until you explain.

[identity profile] wimble.livejournal.com 2005-01-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Awww... So young, so sweet. So ignorant.

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