What I really want to know

[sesquipedality]

If you woke up stark bollock naked and lashed to the roof of the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, while I was attaching crocodile clips wired to an enormous van der Graff generator to your nipples, what would be your first thought?

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[ex-cerebrate131.livejournal.com]

"I must have drunk tequila again. On the other hand, this is a lot more fun than a skip in Edinburgh."