What I really want to know

[sesquipedality]

If you woke up stark bollock naked and lashed to the roof of the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, while I was attaching crocodile clips wired to an enormous van der Graff generator to your nipples, what would be your first thought?

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[omentide.livejournal.com]

It appears that I will be late for work again... And who's going to feed the fish. Ouch.