Dear Avril Lavigne

[sesquipedality]

Alanis Morisette may be able to turn whining into art, but frankly you aren't interesting enough to pull it off. There better be some more upbeat tracks on the rest of "Under My Skin" or I shall sulk. If I want to be miserable, I'll listen to Pink Floyd.

ETA Fixing this in the last track of the album is somewhat akin to taking the piss, no?