The Evolution of Lemmings

[sesquipedality]

I want a list of the top 10 anonymous crushes people have on me.

Comments

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

1. Anon
2. Anon
3. Anon
4. Anon
5. Anon
6. Anon
7= Anon; Anon
9. Anon
10. Anon

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

But now I need to know whether that's ordered by length or intensity of crush.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you and just say straight out that I like you. *hug*

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

It's total intensity, calculated by integrating wrt time.

I was surprised at how close 7 & 8 were (there's error of +/- 0.5% in there), but 1 was in front by miles. You'd almost need log-linear paper to plot it.

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're right, that's very disappointing. ;)

I miss you. You should be on a different continent less.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Thingy
Whatsisface
Oojimaflip
Oh, you know, her.
Oh, and him as well
Then there's...oooh, it's on the tip of my tongue
Nope, it's gone
Thingummytite
Argh, gnnn, arrr...

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Didn't you swear off LJ for Lent?

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

With a bit of luck with grant applications and residence stuff and so forth, I will be gracing the Hyperborean Isles with my presence summer of next year; and Oxford is definitely on the plan for the next visit.