What I really want to know
Feb. 14th, 2005 12:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sesquipedalityIf you woke up stark bollock naked and lashed to the roof of the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, while I was attaching crocodile clips wired to an enormous van der Graff generator to your nipples, what would be your first thought?
