sesquipedality | (no subject)

How come if someone buys pizza before brutally stabbing several innocent people, no-one ever tries to blame the pizza?

Pizzas have neither the mental capacity nor the physical dexterity to commit murder, so they are unlikely suspects?

You might say the same about computer games.

How about if the pizza contains food additives which have numbers where their names should be?

Because people have eaten pizza themselves and found it not to be harmful, whereas that's not generally true of (e.g) computer games ..

They might do if it was a pizza with extra death, murder and spicy butchery please.

Now you're making me hungry.