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[sesquipedality]

How come if someone buys pizza before brutally stabbing several innocent people, no-one ever tries to blame the pizza?

Comments

[keirf.livejournal.com]

Pizzas have neither the mental capacity nor the physical dexterity to commit murder, so they are unlikely suspects?

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

You might say the same about computer games.

[omentide.livejournal.com]

How about if the pizza contains food additives which have numbers where their names should be?

[pjc50.livejournal.com]

Because people have eaten pizza themselves and found it not to be harmful, whereas that's not generally true of (e.g) computer games ..

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

They might do if it was a pizza with extra death, murder and spicy butchery please.

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Now you're making me hungry.