Manager of the FUTURE!
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In Star Trek: Deep Space 9, there is a certain pattern in crisis conversations. Usually they are between Cisco and O'Brien and go something like this:
Cisco: Is there any way to re-energise to molestators?
O'Brien: Well I could reroute the capitulation circuit to cross-cut the tachyon pulse which should reverse the direction of chronon emissions.
Cisco: Good plan, chief. How long will it take?
O'Brien: Two days
Cisco: You have half an hour.
Is it just me, or is demanding things faster than people say they can do them not a very useful management technique? Is there something about stating a time limit with sufficient authority that slows down time, or something?
Cisco: Is there any way to re-energise to molestators?
O'Brien: Well I could reroute the capitulation circuit to cross-cut the tachyon pulse which should reverse the direction of chronon emissions.
Cisco: Good plan, chief. How long will it take?
O'Brien: Two days
Cisco: You have half an hour.
Is it just me, or is demanding things faster than people say they can do them not a very useful management technique? Is there something about stating a time limit with sufficient authority that slows down time, or something?
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Date: 2013-02-10 05:10 pm (UTC)But it's also a Star Trek trope as traditional as "dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a..." or killing the redshirt. Scotting once confessed that he exaggerated the length of time it would take to do something so that he could look impressive when he did it faster.
I've assumed the other shows picked this up just to continue the tradition.
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Date: 2013-02-10 06:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-10 05:14 pm (UTC)However it makes for good drama in fiction and as has been said it is a trope of all Star Trek, especially when it comes to engineers fixing things.
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Date: 2013-02-10 11:13 pm (UTC)It's a terrible management technique in real life because (typically) things are not in fact that life-and-death urgent and instead the manager is imposing extra urgency by fiat, so that if the employee doesn't get it done in half an hour the worst that will happen is that they lose a job that they've just discovered isn't that awesome anyway.
(Of course in real life there's also the possibility that it actually is fairly urgent because of the manager's previous failure to deal with something in a timely fashion. The typical suggested response is 'lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine', which may or may not actually work in reality but certainly doesn't hold water in the case of imminent station explosion.)
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Date: 2013-02-11 04:58 pm (UTC)If my life depended on my copying out Lord of the Rings by tomorrow evening, I'm pretty much doomed, regardless of how much Commander Cisco shouts at me.
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Date: 2013-02-11 09:35 am (UTC)I do wonder, in some cases, if the actual sequence of events is more like this.
Captain: How long will it take to fix?
Engineer: [thinking in terms of "fix properly so it stays fixed and doesn't introduce technical debt"] Two days.
Captain: [thinking in terms of "fix well enough that we don't blow up in half an hour's time"] You have half an hour.
Engineer: [does a hasty and horrific bodge barely adequate to prevent explosion]
Day: [is saved]
Engineer: [puts in a day cleaning up the previous fix and two more days fixing it properly, once the fuss has died down]
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