What I really want to know

[sesquipedality]

If you woke up stark bollock naked and lashed to the roof of the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, while I was attaching crocodile clips wired to an enormous van der Graff generator to your nipples, what would be your first thought?

Comments

[sparrowsion]

"How do I know this is the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, if I'm lashed to its roof stark bollock naked?"

[purpleheather.livejournal.com]

Surely there would be a large neon sign, flickering as the van der graaf generator sucked power from the system...?

[sparrowsion]

Possibly, but if "stark bollock naked" includes a lack of glasses it would have to be an implausibly large sign to convey that much information in a form I could read.

[purpleheather.livejournal.com]

*Grins*

The Spam sign, visible from outer space...