What I really want to know

[sesquipedality]

If you woke up stark bollock naked and lashed to the roof of the international headquarters of the Hornel Corporation, manufacturers of Spam, while I was attaching crocodile clips wired to an enormous van der Graff generator to your nipples, what would be your first thought?

Comments

[morinon.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I want my dream back, that was more interesting.